Friday, July 14, 2006

Shit, love?

While walking to my bus stop I eavesdropped on this little gem near some place called "Sisters of the Road" or something close to that. It appears to be a homeless outreach type place. Could be wrong. Anyway,

Homeless guy on 5th: Hey Tammy.... can I have a hug? I haven't hugged a woman in years.
::::The two embrace::::
Tammy: Now Jerry, you know that's not why we hug. We hug for friendship, not love.
Jerry: Shit, love? I don't care I'm just horny...
::::Awkward embrace continues and then ends:::::
Jerry: Well, tell me, what's for lunch?

Maybe it's a "had to be there" moment, but I thought it was priceless.

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